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Portable Sanitation Association International News
BIWEEKLY EDITION APRIL 14, 2021
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Deep Thoughts
• The object of golf is to play less golf.
• When I die, I hope it is in the morning. I don't
want to go to work that day for no reason.
• The more Swiss cheese you have, the more
holes you have. The more holes you have,
the less Swiss cheese you have. Therefore the
more Swiss cheese you have the less Swiss
cheese you have.
• I don't know what to say to the guy who is
holding up a sign that says, "We love you Stevie!" at a Stevie Wonder concert.
• I have learned that on the Canary Islands there isn't a single canary. And it's the same thing on the Virgin
Islands. Not a single canary there either.
• I wonder whether, if flies did not have wings, they would be called walks.
• There must be a food called monoscuits that came before biscuits and triscuits.
• I am confused by the fact that are there no mouse-flavored cat foods.
• You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
• Incorrectly is the only word that, when it is properly spelled, is still spelled incorrectly.
• I am sick of following my dreams. I'm hoping they'll tell me where they're going so I can just hook up with
them later.
• When arguing, the least effective way to get someone to calm down is to say, "You need to calm down."
• When you empty the dirt out of your vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
• I didn't realize I should know how to do everything after my first rodeo. That doesn't seem like much
practice time. v
APRIL
13–15 Virtual Educational Conference
29 Virtual Roundtable—Raising Portable Sanitation Standards
MAY
13 Virtual Training—Transportation and Logistics
20 Virtual Roundtable—Coping with Supply Shortages and Higher Prices
JUNE
3 Virtual Roundtable—Hot Topics
10 Virtual Training—Servicing and Maintaining Equipment
17 Virtual Roundtable—Hot Topics