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Association Insight April 14, 2021

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© Portable Sanitation Association International (PSAI) • 2626 E. 82nd Street, Suite 175 • Bloomington, Minnesota 55425 www.psai.org • 952.854.8300 ASSOCIATIONINSIGHT Portable Sanitation Association International News BIWEEKLY EDITION APRIL 14, 2021 PSAI Events Visit: https://psai.org/events/ Deep Thoughts • The object of golf is to play less golf. • When I die, I hope it is in the morning. I don't want to go to work that day for no reason. • The more Swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have. The more holes you have, the less Swiss cheese you have. Therefore the more Swiss cheese you have the less Swiss cheese you have. • I don't know what to say to the guy who is holding up a sign that says, "We love you Stevie!" at a Stevie Wonder concert. • I have learned that on the Canary Islands there isn't a single canary. And it's the same thing on the Virgin Islands. Not a single canary there either. • I wonder whether, if flies did not have wings, they would be called walks. • There must be a food called monoscuits that came before biscuits and triscuits. • I am confused by the fact that are there no mouse-flavored cat foods. • You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. • Incorrectly is the only word that, when it is properly spelled, is still spelled incorrectly. • I am sick of following my dreams. I'm hoping they'll tell me where they're going so I can just hook up with them later. • When arguing, the least effective way to get someone to calm down is to say, "You need to calm down." • When you empty the dirt out of your vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner. • I didn't realize I should know how to do everything after my first rodeo. That doesn't seem like much practice time. v APRIL 13–15 Virtual Educational Conference 29 Virtual Roundtable—Raising Portable Sanitation Standards MAY 13 Virtual Training—Transportation and Logistics 20 Virtual Roundtable—Coping with Supply Shortages and Higher Prices JUNE 3 Virtual Roundtable—Hot Topics 10 Virtual Training—Servicing and Maintaining Equipment 17 Virtual Roundtable—Hot Topics

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