Portable Sanitation Association International

PSAI Association Insight, July 7, 2021 I 33 Calendar Aug 18 Registration Opens for Nuts & Bolts Educational Conference Aug 19 Virtual Roundtable: Driver/ Route Training Programs Aug 20 Advertising deadline for the Nuts & Bolts mailer Sep 1 Reserve your tabletop exhibit space for Nuts & Bolts Sep 6 Labor Day – PSAI Office Closed Sep 7-9 Virtual Training: Basic Service Technician Series Sep 7 Virtual Training: Transportation and Logistics Sep 8 Virtual Training: Health, Safety, and Professional Excellence Sep 9 Virtual Training: Servicing and Maintaining Portable Sanitation Equipment Sep 16 Virtual Roundtable: Waste Disposal Challenges and Strategies Sep 17 Executive Director's last day at the PSAI Oct 21 Virtual Roundtable: Seasonal Adjustments and Company Planning Save the Date! Nov 2-5 Nuts & Bolts Educational Conference, Myrtle Beach Feb 1-4 Annual Convention and Trade Show, Reno PSAI Events Visit: https://psai.org/events/ A modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last one of which left his digestive system extremely unsettled. As he lay in his room, he frequently felt the need for the lavatory. Yet every time he hurried there, nothing happened. So when the man felt the churning urge yet again, he decided it was another false alarm and stayed in bed. To his horror, that time it was the real deal, and he thoroughly soiled his bedsheets with diarrhea. Just then he heard his wife and her mother coming down the hallway to visit him. He simply could not let his mother-in-law see the mess, so in a moment of panic he yanked the sheets from his bed and tossed them out the open window of his hospital room. At just that moment a drunk was stumbling down the street. He was below the window and the ill-fated linens landed right on top of him. He started yelling and cursing, swinging his arms violently, trying to get the unknown things off of him. After a short while the sheets were all in a messy pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there panting and swaying under the effects of his last drinks, he studied the mound of fabric. Just then a hospital security guard walked up. He had seen the whole thing. Barely containing his laughter he said to the drunk, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied, "I think I just beat the *@#! out of a ghost!" Joke of the Week © Portable Sanitation Association International (PSAI), 2626 E. 82nd Street, Suite 175, Bloomington, Minnesota 55425 www.psai.org, 952.854.8300

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