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Portable Sanitation Association International News
BIWEEKLY EDITION MARCH 3, 2021
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MARCH
4 Virtual Roundtable—Changing Expectations on Worksites
9–11 Virtual Training—Basic Service Technician Series
9 Virtual Training—Transportation and Logistics
10 Virtual Training—Servicing and Maintaining Equipment
11 Virtual Training—Health, Safety, and Professional Excellence
15 Deadline for Scholarship Applications
18 Virtual Roundtable—The Return of Special Events
How to Get to Heaven
A Sunday school teacher had taught a lesson about God's gift of grace. To be sure the children understood,
she asked them some questions.
"If I sold my house and my car, and I had a big garage sale, and gave all the money to the poor, would that
get me into heaven?"
"No!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, and mowed the
grass, and kept everything tidy, would that get me
into heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "No!"
"If I show love to my husband, give candy to all the
children, and take care of stray dogs and cats, will
that get me into heaven?"
Again, they all agreed that these things would not
get their teacher into heaven. Bursting with pride
for the children's grasp of the sometimes elusive
concept of salvation, she said to them, "Well then, how CAN I get into heaven?"
They all shouted, "You've gotta be dead!" v
APRIL
1 Virtual Roundtable—Ask an Employment Attorney
8 Virtual Training—Special Events
13–15 Virtual Educational Conference
29 Virtual Roundtable—Raising Portable Sanitation Standards
MAY
13 Virtual Training—Transportation and Logistics