W EEKLY EDITION JUNE 12, 2019
Joke of the Week – Best Dad Jokes - Happy Father's Day Sunday!
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• "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt - y."
• "Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."
• "A ham san dwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"
• "Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!"
• "Me: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' Dad: 'Poof, You're a sandwich!' "
• "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!"
• "Me: 'Hey, I was thinking… ' My dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'"
• "How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!"
• "Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted."
• "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."
• "Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks."
• "I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!"
• "What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba - na - na - na."
• "Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They're going by
the name Fed - Up from now on.'"
• "A three - legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm
looking for the man who shot my paw.'"
• "What's Forrest Gump's password? 1for rest1"
• "I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'"
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