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JOKE OF THE WEEK
HOLIDAY EDITION
Observations on Thanksgiving from American Comedians
• It takes 18 hours to prepare Thanksgiving dinner and 12 minutes to eat it. Football
halftime is 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.
• A new survey found 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which
makes sense, when you hear they consider saying 'that smells good' to be helping.
• It's hard to know how to feel about getting to sit at the adults' table at Thanksgiving. I
mean, you're excited about it, but someone had to die for you to move up a plate.
• When we created the Thanksgiving holiday, it's like we didn't try to come up with a
new tradition. Basically we just overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat
a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people who annoy the
heck out of us?'
• I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving.
Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, beat them, and then take over their
stadium?
