W EEKLY EDITION MAY 30, 2018
Joke of the Week
1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
2. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he
laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
3. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed
surprised.
4. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally
I had to take his bike away.
5. I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes cl osed.
6. A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books
about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
7. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I
accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me .
8. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it
doesn't"
9. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
10. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
11. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm about to
change.
12. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
13. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a
little shellfish .
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where portable units might end up
This portable toilet was steadfast during the
severe thunderstorms in Minnesota on
Memorial Day when it suddenly go t stuck
between an uprooted tree and a hard place.
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