W EEKLY EDITION NOV 15, 2017
Joke of the Week
One Saturday at a local café Jed and Jane, the owners of a portable sanitation company, sat down to eat lunch. Their 6 - year - old
daughter was goofing around with tip change left on the table by an earlier customer and somehow managed to swallow a coin.
As she choked and turned blue Jed tried to help her, but he struggled to get out of the booth where he was wedged again the
wall. Panicking, Jane calle d out, "My daughter's choking! She swallowed a nickel! Please, anyone, help!"
Immediately a man at a nearby table rushed up to her and said he was
experienced in these situations. He calmly stepped over to the girl,
then with no look of concern, wrapped h is arms around her and
squeezed. Out popped the nickel.
The man returned to his table as if nothing had happened.
"Thank you!" Jane cried. "Tell me, are you a doctor?"
"No," the man replied. "I work for the IRS."
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LAST CALL For Board Nominations!
The PSAI is still seeking OPERATOR nominations for the Board of Directors UNTIL
DECEMBER 1, 2017
Board Nomination Guidelines
• You may nominate yourself or someone else
• We are currently only seeking nominations for operator nominees. Definitions and guideli nes
for operators and nonoperators can be found in the PSAI bylaws .
• The nominee's company must have been a paid PSAI Member in good standing for at least one year.
• The nominee does not have to be a company owner. Non - owners must have the support of the company's decision -
makers in order to represent the company. There is no minimum tenure for nominees who are non - owner employees
as long as the company has been a Member in good standing for at least one year.
• The company does not have to be of any particu lar size nor have been in business for any particular period of time.
• The Member company can be based anywhere in the world.
• Members of the Nominating Committee are not eligible for nomination.
• The Nominating Committee will interview all nominees. This is an important part of the process wherein nominees can
ask questions and learn more about the commitments involved in Board service.
• Nominees who wish to continue the process after the interview must agree to the time and travel requirements for
Board servi ce.
• No more than three nominees per opening will be recommended on the final ballot.
Click here to download a PDF of the 2017 - 18 Board Nomination Form!
