W EEKLY EDITION OCT 11, 2017
Joke of the Week
1. What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison.
2. What should you do if you're cold? Stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees.
3. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.
4. The energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery.
5. What did the alien say to the pitcher of water? Take me to your liter.
6. What happens when you eat too many spaghetti - o's? You have a vowel movement.
7. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
8. Sausage puns are the wurst.
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
10. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for his birthday? He could
sense his presence.
11. Why shouldn't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
12. What's the difference between a bench, a fish, and a bucket of glue? You can't
tune a bench but you can tuna fish. I bet you got stuck on the bucket of glue part.
13. What's it called when yo u have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
14. Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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PSAI Member Gallegos Sanitation is Going Pink
How one company is doing good in their community by raising funds for those impacted by breast cancer in
the Fort Collins area
Gallegos Sanitation of Fort Collins, CO is helping to ra ise money to fight breast cancer with the launch of
their Think Pink Program. They deliver bright pink trash carts, roll - off containers, and portable toilets to
any customer that pays an additional fee to benefit local breast cancer organizations. Go Galle gos!
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