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W EEKLY EDITION SEPT 20, 2017 Joke of the Week 1 . Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?" 2 . Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing but des brie. 3 . Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it's pretty handy. 4 . What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous. 5 . Why did the guy banana have his eye on the girl banana? Because she was appealing. 6 . What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 7 . What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. 8 . What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks. 9 . A cross eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils. 10 . After the accident, the juggler didn't have the balls to do it. 11 . I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it. 12 . To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 13 . I read a book on anti - gravity. I couldn't put it down. 14 . I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me. Tame Your Portable Restroom Etiquette A cycling website created a universal reminder to practice proper porta - potty behavior, with applicable reminders for whether you are in a bicycle race or not As many PROs who service runs and races know, cycling races also pose a need for portable toilets along their route. Bicycling.com put together a handy "Cyclist's Guide to Porta - Potty Etiquette" for such occasions, filled with enlightening illustrations of human - like animals demonstrating fairly accurate tips and tricks for all restroom goers. Perhaps most importantly, the guide makes it clear that properly maintained units are meant to provide a pleasant experience – "but some people seem to turn into uncivilized animals when their restroom lacks indoor plumbing," which creates a less - than - ideal atmosphere for the next user. Which is why all users, cyclists or not, could benefit from reminders like "[avoiding] the blue tattoo" when you're the first to use a freshly serviced unit, putting the lid down, and realizing a portable restroom is no less sanitary than an indoor one. Check out the rest of their ideas for "civilized" porta - potty use. READ THE STORY © Portable Sanitation Ass ociation International (PSAI) • 2626 E 82 n d Street, Suite 175 • Bloomi ngton, MN 55425 ww w.psai.org • 952 - 854 - 8300 Note: The PSAI is committed to bringing Members industry news. It creates original content and it aggregates news that appears in other sources. Unless otherwise stated in organizatio nal documents or in Association Insight newsletters, the PSAI does not have or take a position on the content of news items from other sources.