Joke s of the Week
1) A woman was dining in a dimly lit restaurant and
thought she saw an acquaintance. As she
approached the other woman's table to say hello,
she realized she was mistaken and said, "Oh, sorry,
but you look like Helen Brown." "I know," said the
stranger, "but my purple outfit is in the wash."
2) Last week the police station was broken into and
the commode was stolen from the restroom.
Yesterday the police reported that the investigation
is ongoing but they still have nothing to go on.
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This Public Restroom Proves that New York Living
Remains as Lavish as Ever
The public restroom in NYC's Bryant Park just received a
$300,000 facelift, making this toilet o ne of the most
luxurious lavatories in the U.S.
While Bryant Park has long been known for its high quality public
restroom, the Bryant Park Corporation decided the lavatory
wasn't quite grand enough. To that end, they installed "Toto
fixtures, a coffered ceiling, crown moldings, and new imported
tiling." These new accommodations are in addition to their pre -
existing "full - time attendant, bouquets of fresh flowers, and a classical music soundtrack."
The restroom, which opened 25 years ago, has long been k nown as one of the finest public facilities around. The
bathroom's "guest list" climbed to roughly 1.2 million visitors in 2016; they're expecting even more in 2017 due to the
changes. According to Dan Biederman, executive director of Bryant Park Corporati on, "At Bryan t Park, we strive for
perfection and only settle for excellence… We have created a facility that rivals even some of the finest hotels."
While you can't book a night in Bryant Park's commode, be sure to stop and take advantage of the amenities if you find
yourself near NYC's most glamorous public restroom. READ THE STOR Y
W EEKLY EDITION MAY 10, 2017
