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Joke of the Week ARAPROSDOKIANS are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected. Winston Churchill loved the m. Here are s ome ex a m ples: 1. If there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear brighter until you hear them speak. 3. If I agreed with you, we'd bot h be wrong. 4. War does not determine who is right – only who is left. 5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 6. They begin the evening news with "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 7. To steal ideas from someone is plagiarism. To steal from many is called research. 8. In filling in an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR." 9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 10. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they look sexy. 11. Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 12. A clear conscience is the sig n of a bad memory. 13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. 14. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Nor is there any future in it. 15. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 16. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more t han standing in your garage makes you a car. 17. Finally: I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now. 18. I'm not arguing with you, I'm simply explaining why you're wrong. © Portable Sanitation Ass ociation Inte rnational (PSAI) • 2626 E 82 n d Street, Suite 175 • Bloomi ngton, MN 55425 www.psai.org • 952 - 854 - 8300 W EEKLY EDITION MAR 8, 2017 Free Webinar to Address How Trump affects Trucking What regulations are coming with the new administration and which ones are being considered? Fleet Owner Magazine is offering a webinar for fleet managers and truckers to educate them about what to expect during Trump's presidency. The former he ad of the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration and a leading carrier fleet's safety director will speak on how to prepare for changes to come. Truck speed limiters and electronic logging devices, along with new driver training requirements, are ju st a few of the subjects that will be touched on in this session. Sponsored by Omnitracs, LLC, use this free resource to answer some of your questions and help you prepare. READ THE STORY