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Portable Sanitation Association International News
BIWEEKLY EDITION JUNE 23, 2021
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A Buffet of Dad Jokes
• Father is upset about his adult daughter's
new house. It doesn't have numbers on the
house, curb, or mailbox, and he thinks it is
something that needs to be addressed.
• Texan Dad insists that it is illegal to
serve pie without ice cream in his state.
Remember the A la Mode!
• Grandpa had been having trouble sleeping,
so grandma finally convinced him to buy
a new mattress. Now grandpa is sleeping
much bedder.
• Scientist dad declared, "I can't stand it
when people don't know the difference
between entomology and etymology!" and
then fell silent. Apparently, those folks bug him in ways he can't put into words.
• Dad was working his part-time job at the coffee shop over the weekend when a customer complained,
"This stuff tastes like mud!" Dad replied, "Of course it does. It's fresh ground."
• A wannabe author spent her whole life trying to complete a definitive work on the nation of Finland and
its people. Finally she saw a psychologist to help address her writer's block. The therapist (who was also a
dad) advised that the right title might help motivate her. He suggested, "Finnish: The Book"
• Someone tried to sell grandpa a coffin the other day. He said, "That's the last thing I need." v
JULY
5 Office Closed for the Independence Day Holiday
8 Virtual Training—Health, Safety, and Professional Excellence
15 Virtual Roundtable—Risk Management and Insurance Intel for Portable Sanitation
20 Virtual Training—Basic Service Technician Series (Ontario Edition), Part III
AUGUST
19 Virtual Roundtable—Driver/Route Training Programs
SEPTEMBER
7–9 Virtual Training—Basic Service Technician Series
16 Virtual Roundtable—Waste Disposal Challenges and Strategies
