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Portable Sanitation Association International News
BIWEEKLY EDITION JANUARY 6, 2021
Which Professional Makes
the Best Surgery Patient?
Five surgeons were talking about the best patients...
First surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to
operate on because when you open them up,
everything on the inside is numbered."
Second surgeon says, "Nah…. Librarians are the
best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man!
Everything inside them is color coded!"
Fourth surgeon intercedes, "I prefer lawyers. They're
heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and
butts are interchangeable."
To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly
listening to the conversation, says, "I like portable
sanitation professionals. They always understand that
things might get a little messy, and they view the
operation as a success if I remove stuff and clean up
after myself. v
PSAI Events Visit: https://psai.org/events/
JANUARY
7 Virtual Roundtable—COVID-19 Vaccine Distribution and Portable Sanitation;
Ideas for Outsourcing Key Functions at Your Company
14 Virtual Training—Transportation and Logistics
21 Virtual Roundtable—Portable Sanitation Hot Topics
FEBRUARY
4 Virtual Roundtable—Portable Sanitation Hot Topics
11 Virtual Training—Servicing and Maintaining Equipment
18 Virtual Roundtable—Portable Sanitation Hot Topics
MARCH
4 Virtual Roundtable—Portable Sanitation Hot Topics
11 Virtual Training—Health, Safety, and Professional Excellence
18 Virtual Roundtable—Portable Sanitation Hot Topics
