BIWEEKLY EDITION JANUARY, 2020
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BIWEEKLY EDITION APRIL 1, 2020
Quarantinaville
Inspired by Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville
Snackin' on Cheetos,
Swattin' mosquitos,
Stuck on my porch; I've got no place to go.
Not caring how I look, checkin' out Facebook,
Just me and the sun, and we're both sinking low.
Wastin' away again in Quarantinaville.
All I can think of to do is just yawn.
I've heard it said that no one's got any bread,
And I'm told…all the TP is gone.
They say it's contagious.
We must be courageous
And hang out at home 'til the danger is past.
They say it's our duty
To shelter our booty.
I'm trying my best, but it's only half-assed.
Wasting away again in Quarantinaville.
Struggling with my withdrawal from sports.
Baseball is out, and the whole season's in
doubt,
A sacrifice fly that aimed right at my shorts.
I'm washing my hands well;
I've stocked up on Purell.
Vacuumed up every square inch of my house
I've got beer in the icebox;
This is no time for detox.
If I'm socially distanced, why not do it soused.
Wastin' away again in Quarantinaville.
Doing my best not to go plain berserk
All of my kicks will be strictly Netflix
'Til that beautiful day…when I go back to work. v
MAY
14 Virtual Training—Servicing and Maintaining Portable Sanitation Equipment (Basic Tech Series)
14 Virtual Roundtable—Preventing Burnout During Your Busy Season (free; Members only)
June
11 Virtual Training—Health, Safety, and Professional Excellence (Basic Tech Series)
July
9 Virtual Training—Portable Sanitation and Special Events
APRIL
2 Roundtable Discussion—Navigating COVID-19
9 Virtual Training—Transportation and Logistics (Basic Tech Series)
9 Roundtable Discussion—Navigating COVID-19
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