WEEKLY EDITION DECEMBER 18, 2019
Santa's Privacy Policy
You may have wondered: Does Santa Claus, dba Kringle and Co., sell its data to online marketers? We read
the fine print on Santa's website so you don't have to.
S an t a's Pr ivac y P ol icy:
At Santa's Workshop, your
privacy is important to us. What
follows is an explanation of how
we collect and safeguard your
personal information.
• Why Do We Need This
Information? Santa Claus
requires your information
in order to compile his
annual list of who is
Naughty and who is Nice
and to ensure accuracy
when he checks it twice.
• What Information Do We Collect? We obtain information from the unsolicited letters sent to Santa by
children all over the world listing specific items they would like to receive for Christmas. Often these
letters convey additional information, such as which of their siblings are doodyheads. The letters also
provide another important piece of information—fingerprints. We run these through databases
maintained by the FBI, CIA, NSA, Interpol, MI6, and the Mossad. If we find a match, it goes straight on
the Naughty List.
• What Do We Do with the Information We
Collect? Sharing is one of the joys of
Christmas. For this reason, we share your
personal information with unaffiliated third
parties such as the Easter Bunny and the
Tooth Fairy.
• To unsubscribe, simply disobey the band
Journey and stop believin'.
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