Portable Sanitation Association International

Association Insight Dec 18, 2019

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WEEKLY EDITION DECEMBER 18, 2019 Santa's Privacy Policy You may have wondered: Does Santa Claus, dba Kringle and Co., sell its data to online marketers? We read the fine print on Santa's website so you don't have to. S an t a's Pr ivac y P ol icy: At Santa's Workshop, your privacy is important to us. What follows is an explanation of how we collect and safeguard your personal information. • Why Do We Need This Information? Santa Claus requires your information in order to compile his annual list of who is Naughty and who is Nice and to ensure accuracy when he checks it twice. • What Information Do We Collect? We obtain information from the unsolicited letters sent to Santa by children all over the world listing specific items they would like to receive for Christmas. Often these letters convey additional information, such as which of their siblings are doodyheads. The letters also provide another important piece of information—fingerprints. We run these through databases maintained by the FBI, CIA, NSA, Interpol, MI6, and the Mossad. If we find a match, it goes straight on the Naughty List. • What Do We Do with the Information We Collect? Sharing is one of the joys of Christmas. For this reason, we share your personal information with unaffiliated third parties such as the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. • To unsubscribe, simply disobey the band Journey and stop believin'. © Portable Sanitation Ass ociation International (PSAI) • 2626 E 82 n d Street, Suite 175 • Bloomi ngton, MN 55425 www.psai.org • 952-854-8300

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