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W EEKLY EDITION OCTOBER 2, 2019 Joke of the Week P SAI EVENTS Details: visit https://psai.org/psai - event - calendar/ Well, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, whic h they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half - baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! Yam had a lot of interests — she was no couch potato. She worked out at the gym, but she never got as skinny as her shoe string cousins. She felt she must have been geneti cally modified. After high school Yam took a year off to travel. Mr. And Mrs. Potatohead told Yam to watch out for the hard - boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate wi th those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their intentions on all the trucks that s ay "Frito Lay." When Yam got back from her travels, Mr. And Mrs. Potatohead sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato Univers ity ) for a degree in food science. They thought that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one - day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Wolf Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer! Mr. And Mrs. Potatohead wer e very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Wolf Blizter because he's just... A COMMONTATER © Portable Sanitation Ass ociation International (PSAI) • 2626 E 82 n d Street, Suite 175 • Bloomi ngton, MN 55425 www.psai.org • 952 - 854 - 8300 NOVEMBER 2019 5 - 8 PSAI Nuts & Bolts Educational Conference - Houston, Texas 14 Virtual Training – Preparing for Hazards (Basic Tech Series) 19 World Toilet Day/World Portable Sanitation Day OCTOBER 2019 4 Nuts & Bolts Early Bird Registration Ends. Register Now 12 Virtual Training – Health, Safety, and Professional Excellence (Basic Tech Seri es) 17 PSAI special rate at the Omni Houston ends (or when rooms are filled, whichever comes first)

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