W EEKLY EDITION SEPTEMBER 4, 2019
Joke of the Week
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A frog went into a bank and approached a loan officer. He could tell by her name plate
that her name was Patricia Whack.
"Ms. Whack," he said. "My name is Kermit Jagger, and I need to borrow $30,000. My dad
is Mick Jagger and he's a good friend of your manager. So I am sure it will be fine."
The loan officer was taken aback — you don't get a talking frog asking for a loan every day.
But she held it together and said, "It's nice to meet you Mr. Jagger. Do you have any
collateral for this loan? Even though your dad is friends with the manager, banking rules
require collateral."
The frog got out a small statue shaped like Mick Jagger, which he claimed was solid gold. It didn't look like m uch,
but it's what he had. So the loan officer excused herself and went to confer with the bank manager.
"Sir," she said. "I've got a talking frog who claims he's related to Mick Jagger seeking a $30,000 loan with whatever
this thing is — she set the stat ue on his desk — as collateral. What should I do?"
The manager peeked out of his office window, saw Kermit, waved and sat back down. Then looking at the loan
officer he said, "It's a knick nack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling S tone."
(C'mon now, you sang that last part didn't you?)
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