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W EEKLY EDITION SEPTEMBER 4, 2019 Joke of the Week P SAI EVENTS Details: visit https://www.psai.org/events/event_list.asp A frog went into a bank and approached a loan officer. He could tell by her name plate that her name was Patricia Whack. "Ms. Whack," he said. "My name is Kermit Jagger, and I need to borrow $30,000. My dad is Mick Jagger and he's a good friend of your manager. So I am sure it will be fine." The loan officer was taken aback — you don't get a talking frog asking for a loan every day. But she held it together and said, "It's nice to meet you Mr. Jagger. Do you have any collateral for this loan? Even though your dad is friends with the manager, banking rules require collateral." The frog got out a small statue shaped like Mick Jagger, which he claimed was solid gold. It didn't look like m uch, but it's what he had. So the loan officer excused herself and went to confer with the bank manager. "Sir," she said. "I've got a talking frog who claims he's related to Mick Jagger seeking a $30,000 loan with whatever this thing is — she set the stat ue on his desk — as collateral. What should I do?" The manager peeked out of his office window, saw Kermit, waved and sat back down. Then looking at the loan officer he said, "It's a knick nack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling S tone." (C'mon now, you sang that last part didn't you?) © Portable Sanitation Ass ociation International (PSAI) • 2626 E 82 n d Street, Suite 175 • Bloomi ngton, MN 55425 www.psai.org • 952 - 854 - 8300 SEPTEMBER 2019 12 Virtual Training – Servicing and Maintaining Portable Sanitation Equipment (Basic Tech Series) 19 PSAI Trade Show Booth Space Selection Priority Drawing 26 Virtual Roundtable - The Hiring Process NOVEMBER 2019 5 - 8 PSAI Nuts & Bolts Educational Conference - Houston, Texas 14 Virtual Training – Preparing for Hazards (Basic Tech Series) 19 World Toilet Day/World Portable Sanitation Day OCTOBER 2019 4 Nuts & Bolts Early Bird Registration Ends. Register Now 12 Virtual Training – Health, Safety, and Professional Excellence (Basic Tech Series) 17 PSAI special rate at the Omni Houston ends (or when rooms are filled, whichever comes first)

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