W EEKLY EDITION MAY 8, 2019
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Teacher: How old is your father ?
Kid: He is 6 years old.
Teacher: What? How is that possible?
Kid: He became a father only when I was born.
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Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discover ed America?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: Glenn, How do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn: K - R - O - K - O - D - I - A - L
Teacher: No, That is wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teache r: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it ' s H to O
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir; It's the same dog.
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