W EEKLY EDITION APRIL 24, 2019
Joke of the Week
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NOVEMBER 2019
5 - 8 PSAI Nuts and Bolts
Educational Conference
Houston, Texas
19 World Toilet Day/World
Portable Sanitation Day
Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him
over. The co p says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"
The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."
The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?"
The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery."
The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were
speeding...AND committed a robbery? "
"Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back."
The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me."
The cop asks the man to exit the vehicle .
" I can't do that!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun
in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out. "Wait here," he
says.
The cop calls for backup. Soo n cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding
the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car. However,
before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to
the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had
committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had
a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these
things in your car."
The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"
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