W EEKLY EDITION APRIL 17, 2019
Joke of the Week
P SAI EVENTS Details: visit www.psai.org/event - calendar
NOVEMBER 2019
5 - 8 PSAI Nuts and Bolts
Educational Conference
Houston, Texas
19 World Toilet Day/World
Portable Sanitation Day
A portable sanitation worker is passing by his son's bedroom on his way to work and was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter, with trembling hands.
Dear, Dad. It is with great re gret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend,
because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing s, tat toos, her
tight m otorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a shack in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winte r. We share a dream of having many more
children.
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
P.S . Dad, none of the abo ve is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to
come home!
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