W EEKLY EDITION APRIL 10, 2019
Joke of the Week
A l t e r n a t e m e a n i ng s f or c om m o n w or d s … a n d w h y d on ' t t h e y m ea n t h i s ?
P SAI EVENTS Details: visit www.psai.org/event - calendar
NOVEMBER 2019
5 - 8 PSAI Nuts and Bolts
Educational Conference
Houston, Texa s
19 World Toilet Day/World
Portable Sanitation Day
APRIL 2 019
12 PSAI Training "Health, Safety and Professional Excelle nce" at the Wastewater Nova Scotia
Annual Conference, Truro, Nova Scotia
• Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
• Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
• Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
• Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
• Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
• Gargoyle, n. Olive - flavored mouthwash.
• Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle for someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
• Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
• Pokemon, n.. A Jamaican doctor doing a physical exam.
• Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
• Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up
onto the roof and gets stuck .
• Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of jockey shorts worn
by Jewish men
• Nitrate, n. the price after the sun goes down
• Post operative, n. a mail carrier
• Benign, adj. what you be after you be 8
• Synt ax, n. paying for absolution after committing an
embarrassing grammatical error
• Thesaurus, n., a dinosaur that studies words
• Morbid, n. a higher offer
• Oxymoron, n. a person as dumb as an ox
• Psychopath, n. crazy pa ving
• Infantry, n., a very small sapling
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