W EEKLY EDITION FEBRUARY 13, 2019
Joke of the Week
O b s e rv a t i on s
• O n e t e q u i l a , t w o t e q u i l a , t hr e e t e q u i l a , f l oo r .
• A t h e i s m i s a n o n - p r op h e t o r g a n i z a t i on
• B e t t e r l a t e t h a n p r eg n a n t .
• T h e o l d er y o u g e t , t h e b e t t e r y ou r e a l i z e yo u w e r e .
• A g e i s a v e r y h i g h p r i c e t o p a y f o r m a t u r i t y .
• P r oc r a s t i n a t i on i s t h e a r t of ke e p i n g u p w i t h y e s t e r d a y .
• W o me n l i k e s i l e n t m e n ; t h e y t h i n k t h e y ' r e l i s t e n i n g .
• T h e e a r l y b i r d g e t s t h e w or m , b u t i t ' s t h e s e co n d
m ou s e t h a t g e t s t he c h e e s e .
• S i l e n c e i s g o l d e n , b u t d u ct t a p e i s s i l ve r .
• T o b e i n t o x i c a t e d i s t o f e el s op h i s t i c a t e d , b u t n ot
b e a b l e t o s a y i t .
• T od a y ' s r e l a t i on s h i p s : Y ou c a n t o u ch e a c h ot h e r , b u t n o t e a c h ot h e r ' s p h on e .
• I f yo u r s p o u s e n e v e r l i s t e n s t o y ou , y ou c a n a l w a y s cl a i m yo u t ol d t h e m AN Y TH I NG .
• P e op l e r a r e l y s t a r t a r g u m e n t s w i t h o t h e r s w h o a r e d o i n g t h e c h or e s t h e y p e r s on a l l y h a t e t o d o .
• O n e n i c e t hi n g a b o u t e g o t i s t s : t he y d o n ' t t a l k a b ou t o t h e r p e o p l e .
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