W EEKLY EDITION DECEMBER 5, 2018
Joke of the Week
"Tell me why you want to work here," said the hiring manager of a portable sanitation company .
Joe Punster, t he job candidate replied, "I understand your company offers good pay and benefits. My last job didn't have benefits. It was
all I could get at the time, and I figured if I needed dental work I'd just take up Zen Buddhism. I thought I could transcend dental
medication."
"Why did you leave that job?" asked the hiring manager.
The candidate replied, "I was very down in the mouth when my boss said, "Brace yourself. We've got to straighten some things out." I
never thought they'd actually extract me from the workforce. They'd been jawing about it so long I just brushed the rumors of f three times
a day."
"What have you been doing since that position ended?" asked the manager.
"I interviewed for a job with a tru ck farmer who wanted to pay
me in vegetables. The celery was unacceptable so I didn't take
it. I hope that decision didn't squash my career. Right now my
budget has sprung a leek, and to beetrootful, I just need a job
where I can make some lettuce. Typical ly we can rely on my
wife's income as a seamstress, but she was injured on the job
recently."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said the manager. "Will she be
alright?"
"Oh yes," said the candidate. "She needed quite a few stitches,
but she is on the mend now."
"I f we offered you a position," said the manager, "When could
you start?"
"Right away," replied the candidate. Being unemployed in December is insantaty!"
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