W EEKLY EDITION JULY 11, 2018
Joke of the Week
Food for Thought
• Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
• The child of ca nnibals was engaged in a chess match with another kid at the kitchen table. The mother cannibal
called from the other room, "Junior, stop playing with your food!"
• There was a cannibal doing stand up comedy, but no one was laughing. So he said to his agent, "This is a tough
crowd." The manager said, "Try marinade."
• Two cannibals were about to eat a man. The first said, "I'll take the top half, and you can have the bottom. I'm
allergic to nuts."
• Two cannibal women were discussing their lives. One said, "I do n't know what to make of my husband." The
other said, "How about a nice curry?"
• I went to a cannibal birthday party when I was a kid. We played Swallow the Leader.
• The cannibal politician asked his wife to bring him an antacid. He told her he thought he'd eaten someone who
didn't agree with him.
• What do you take to a cannibal potluck? Deviled legs.
• Why was the cannibal expelled from school? He kept buttering up the teacher.
• Did you hear about the cannibal police detective? He was known for grilling his susp ects.
• How can you thank a talented cannibal musician after a great performance? Give him a hand.
• What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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